Thursday, January 29, 2009


Nicole: ok y office smells like hot diarrhea
what isss that
me: hahahahahaha
Nicole: oh god i think its someones lunch
me: priceless?
Nicole: no literally smells like hot diarrhea
do you know what im talking about
like the kind that burns the butt
Nicole: its back

Monday, December 1, 2008

Am I interrupting your lunch? Uhh YEAH!

Al-Amin: i hate it when folks come by my desk and ask me "am i interrupting your lunch?"
wtf am i supposed to say?
"no, i'm just in the middle of a chicken salad sandwich that i brought to my desk so i could get a few free minutes while i eat"
i mean... don't ask the question if its rhetorical, you feel me?
god damn it, what the fuck does it LOOK like i'm doing?

Al-Amin: yeah but these are associates man
i know, i'm at an entry-level position here which basically means i'm a bitch... but that means you should just come up and talk to me man
don't ask me dumbass questions like "am i interrupting your lunch?"
me: hahahaha

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

From the one with no booty...

David: my rumpshaker is coming out good

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Facebook, Google and Apple will take over the world...

Valerie: it makes life so much more interesting
ways to keep in contact and make connections over common interests
and go back to it as well
so important :)
Tanya: let us take a moment of reflection and praise Facebook. Amen.
Valerie: lolol
Tanya: hahaha
Valerie: facebook, google and apple are GOD
they will take over the world
Tanya: your personal trinity?
Valerie: i mean
for now

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tanzanians and Ice Skating

me: free ice skating
Sent at 9:57 AM on Thursday
Al-Amin: dude
i'm tanzanian
me: u dont ice skate?
Al-Amin: does it look like i can skate?
me: hahaha
i can teach u!
Al-Amin: dude
tropical weather
me: dude you're in ny
Al-Amin: these things are foreign to my skill set
i could try, but one of two things will happen
1) i will fail miserably
2) i will embarrass you into not being my friend anymore
me: hahahaha. no u wont
but this is being posted
Al-Amin: lol
if you were a guy i'd call you an ass right about now
me: ;)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

stinky feet!

"Krisanne" (4:25:14 PM): J's socks smell like death after he works.
val(4:25:25 PM): ew
"Krisanne" (4:25:38 PM): i am telling you this because he made up that fart story
"Krisanne" (4:25:53 PM): he took off his shoes and socks to shower when he got to my place last night
"Krisanne" (4:26:01 PM): and I simply walked passed them and almost barfed

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Potty Humor

"Krisanne" (11:40:55 AM): j walked in on me peeing the other day and I almost killed him
"Krisanne" (11:40:59 AM): what if I was taking a shit
"Krisanne" (11:41:02 AM): ?!!!
"Krisanne" (11:41:18 AM): I have gone #2 at his house though which in itself is a huge step.
"Krisanne" (11:41:33 AM): before that I haven't crapped in a guy's house since the year 2000