Potty Humor

"Krisanne" (11:40:55 AM): j walked in on me peeing the other day and I almost killed him
"Krisanne" (11:40:59 AM): what if I was taking a shit
"Krisanne" (11:41:02 AM): ?!!!
"Krisanne" (11:41:18 AM): I have gone #2 at his house though which in itself is a huge step.
"Krisanne" (11:41:33 AM): before that I haven't crapped in a guy's house since the year 2000

Cat poo?!

me: she misses the box or it's stuck in her bum
i think this morning she did it on purpose tho
b.c there was a HUGE turd on the floor
and it wasn't mine...
Emily: HAHAHAHA
are you SURE it wasnt yours???
just kidding