Words of the WISE 7/31/08

Names have been deleted to protect the identity of ol' wise one :)

1. "There was so much saliva drooling out of my mouth I had to cup my hands to catch it all"
2. "Actually the horse had no legs"
3. "But it turns out the pants were made of leather" <--- Hummm...

And some words from the young and wise...

Jade: "I see the appeal. He's cute in a dorky way but I was over it in like um a day -- yeah about a day".